July 2010
2 posts
In celebration of...
it being summer and me not having a job, I’ve decided to use my spare time to rebuild this blog. After not posting for months because of other commitments *cough* World of Warcraft *cough* and losing most of my followers, returning to tumblr was obviously very enticing.
I’ve made a twitter account that all of you should follow that will include all of my tumblr posts as well as other...
April 2010
2 posts
Laying in bed, playing Pokemon, and blasting...
attackshipsonfire:
Finally, something good this week.
Did you get the gold/silver remake?
“Fact: 86.29% of the most offensive things said are preceded by the words,...”
March 2010
1 post
“I think a funny prank would be to pretend that you’re mute and deaf when...”
February 2010
4 posts
“lemme tell you something brah:
FISH IS MEAT.
kthxbai.”
Having a bit of fun with a text-to-speech program...
Haiti Donations
On the first floor of Elder hall, we have a box marked as “Haiti Donations”. A noble effort, even though the only donation the box has generated is a pair of old winter gloves.
January 2010
6 posts
“You know you have too much facial hair when you catch yourself blow drying your...”
The Engineering Spirit
Today for my Engineering and Design class, we had to brainstorm solutions for an elderly military veteran with ataxia, that would improve his typing accuracy. Here are just some of our brilliant proposed solutions:
-wolverine (claws attached to bone, great for marketing)
-magnetic field
-Virtual Reality (think to type)
-Dance Dance Revolution foot keyboard (Is the user Asian…?)
-Apple...
“Professor Ulmer: The author relates black holes to women, in that women can be...”
– My Black Holes and Pulsars Seminar.
“I love fuel efficient cars. If everyone suddenly bought a hybrid tomorrow,...”
December 2009
12 posts
WatchAn Italian composer wrote this song in gibberish and its meant sound like English. It’s essentially what Americans sound like to anyone who doesn’t speak English.
I think I've been in Azeroth too long...
phantmanimator: i like how our definition of RL is getting together to play games
WatchAwesome.
“I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted...”
– Mitch Hedberg
“I think the worst time to play Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles is at 5 a.m....”
a little bit of irony:
Today, as I was walking to the campus library, I witnessed a SafeRide shuttle almost get into an accident, and would have if it wasn’t for the alert driver steering out of the SafeRide shuttle’s way.
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve...”
– Jack Handey
Why I hate 'Apple Juicz'
Upon reading the title of my latest blog entry, I’m sure many of you will take me to be some prepubescent pseudo-hipster, still in the phase of substituting unnecessary “Z’s” to the ends of words to add some sort of awkward tonal effect. However, I’m not talking about the real apple juice, I’m talking about something much, much worse. A collaboration of bad...
November 2009
21 posts
Amazing Real Life Zombies! - LOL Zombie →
Probably the best wedding pics ever.
Swiss voters back ban on minarets
“Swiss voters have supported a referendum proposal to ban the building of minarets, official results show.”
-BBC News
Can someone please explain to me how this ban actually passed? The results showed that 22 of 26 “provinces” favored this ban, consequently prohibiting the construction of new minarets in order to stop “Islamisation”. In a direct democracy,...
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my...”
– Jon Stewart
an adorable game to get you into the winter spirit... →
Alzheimer's Awareness
Taken from an “anti-muslim” comic-book pamphlet found in the first floor boys bathroom… Lamont (a.k.a Muhammad): Well, at least I’m not in a white man’s religion like you are.
Lamont’s Grandma: Who said Jesus was white? The Bible never said that. But we know for sure that Muhammad was a white man and that he insulted black people by calling us “raisin...
7 rules of the 1st floor bathroom
7) Don’t bother flushing the toilet. It hasn’t been flushed in over 24 hours.
6) If you ignore #7 and flush the toilet anyways, it will overflow and spread throughout the rest of the bathroom. The housemaid service will respond by throwing more water on the floor because we all know: wet dirty floor + more water = clean dry floor.
5) The sinks will have chunks in them, in a greater...
tip:
Just because you feel hardcore for ordering 24 blazin’ buffalo wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, doesn’t mean it will compensate for the agonizing trip(s) to the bathroom that will follow.
...abundance
keep moving…nothing to see here.
“Everything was good, until you said Miley Cyrus.”
– Joey Figs
Krugman
b-nin3:
Godwin’s Law — which says that in any sufficiently long online discussion, someone will compare his opponent to Hitler — is often interpreted to mean that if you do, in fact, start making Nazi comparisons, you’ve lost the argument and can no longer be taken seriously. I’m all for that. (Does this mean that we should no longer take any significant figure in the Republican Party seriously?...
Joseph Figueroa- Don Quixote In His Library
Enjoy...
“The world-renowned, almost legendary, Dr. Meyer, head of NASA’s Dark...”
– excerpt from my astronomy paper (a fictional story, with the protagonist being my very own astronomy professor (more importantly, the one grading my paper), professor meyer).
beck - loser
in the time of chimpanzees i was a...
so how's college?
if i haven’t talked to you in a while, please don’t ask me, “so how’s Northwestern?”. i’ll let you in on a little secret: we haven’t talked in a while for a reason, and let’s be honest, you don’t really care.
“When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever...”
– Jack Handey
snow day!
i think a funny prank is telling someone that there’s going to be a snow day the next day at school and then tell them you’re just kidding right after they finish their happy dance. i know you hate me for it karlie, but that was just too funny.
hubba bubba
im glad the shuttle i took from urbana to chicago the other day explicity mentioned the “no popping gum” policy before leaving. with the girl behind me snoring, the guy sitting next to me whining on the phone, and the driver blasting early 90s hip hop music, it was far too peaceful of a ride to be ruined by someone with a pack of hubba bubba.
“I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to...”
– Laura Kightlinger