December 2009
12 posts
An Italian composer wrote this song in gibberish and its meant sound like English. It’s essentially what Americans sound like to anyone who doesn’t speak English.
I think I've been in Azeroth too long...
phantmanimator: i like how our definition of RL is getting together to play games
I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted...
– Mitch Hedberg
I think the worst time to play Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles is at 5 a.m....
a little bit of irony:
Today, as I was walking to the campus library, I witnessed a SafeRide shuttle almost get into an accident, and would have if it wasn’t for the alert driver steering out of the SafeRide shuttle’s way.
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve...
– Jack Handey
Why I hate 'Apple Juicz'
Upon reading the title of my latest blog entry, I’m sure many of you will take me to be some prepubescent pseudo-hipster, still in the phase of substituting unnecessary “Z’s” to the ends of words to add some sort of awkward tonal effect. However, I’m not talking about the real apple juice, I’m talking about something much, much worse. A collaboration of bad...